Note from the editor: Every once in awhile it is necessary and desirable to expose extreme ideologies for what they are by carrying out their arguments and rhetoric to their logical and absurd conclusion, which is why we are proud to publish this expose of a hoaxed article published in a peer-reviewed journal today. Its ramifications are unknown but one hopes it will help rein in extremism in this and related areas. Follow the authors peterboghossian and GodDoesnt.
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Sign in. Watch now. Title: Cartman Sucks 14 Mar Cartman takes a photo with Butters' penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay.
Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing autofellatio. Egyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egyptboth in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals.
As you may have noticed, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson really love to flirt with each other on social media. Like, a lot. But Ariana may have taken it to another level last night when she maybe tweeted about Pete's penis size.
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Republish our articles for free, online or in print, under Creative Commons licence. Writing in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences a journal commonly known by its initials as PNASBrian MautzBob WongRichard Peters and Michael Jennions use a clever experimental manipulation of computer-generated imagery - CGI - to test the effects of variation in penis size relative to height and torso shape shoulder width relative to waist width on the attractiveness of male bodies to women. While they found that torso shape was by far the most important determinant of attractiveness, penis size has about as much influence on attractiveness as height.